can't have shit in ohio rCan't own crap within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to obtain
a single worthless material while living inside the great state of. No crap in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to acquire a single waste in Ohio. There is no crap to be found around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
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Sadly, it is beyond my control to obtain a single rubbish while located in Ohio. No nonsense to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I can't own even a speck of feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to acquire a single waste during living in the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of waste during living inside the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to possess even a single
nonsense while residing in Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of feces within the great state of Ohio.
- 04/13/01:39
- JJPlushEdition CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN MASSACHUSETTS
