Thicker than an mug of oats
Thicker than you can ever fathom.
You'll be amazed at its defiance of gravity.
This thickness is truly remarkable.
You'll need a wide-mouthed utensil for this thickness.
It's a thickness that sets new standards.
- 04/13/01:39
- 18x01 Hackensack Extended Stay Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal
